The other night Hubs and I were hanging out when this mostly one sided conversation happened.
Him: "I wish I could go back in time and tell my 19 year old self to be patient because he would meet a really great girl some day."
Me: "Awww. That's really sweet!"
Him: "Yea, but my 19 year old self would be impatient and want to meet you right now. Then I would have to tell my 19 year old self 'Dude, she's 12 right now. You really do have to wait.'"
And that is why he gets away with not buying me Valentine's Day presents.
What's something really funny your significant other has said to you?